Dark! -- It's getting dark! Everything's spinning! -- I'm weak! *gasp* ahhh.... 
Crack Comics #30 is an issue of the series Crack Comics (Volume 1) with a cover date of August, 1943.
Synopsis for Captain Triumph: "The Men Who Knew Too Much"
Appearing in Captain Triumph: "The Men Who Knew Too Much"
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- Biff Banks (First appearance)
- Kim Meredith
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- Zero (Final appearance)
Other Characters:
- Ambassador Von Mark
- Eric Peters
- Peggy Von Mark
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Synopsis for The Clock: "Joe Miles"
Appearing in The Clock: "Joe Miles"
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- Joe Miles
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Synopsis for Inkie: "Black Ink Shortage Threatens Artists!"
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Synopsis for Hack O'Hara: "The Circus"
Appearing in Hack O'Hara: "The Circus"
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Synopsis for Pen Miller: "The Chinese Relief Fund"
Appearing in Pen Miller: "The Chinese Relief Fund"
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Synopsis for The Black Condor: "Senator Bird"
Senator Bird wants the government to buy Eagle Mountain, but someone else is willing to kill to keep that from happening.
Appearing in The Black Condor: "Senator Bird"
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Supporting Characters:
- Wendy Foster
- Dr. Foster
Antagonists:
- Senator Dan Bird
- Fury (Bird's trained eagle)
Other Characters:
- Dirk
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Synopsis for Alias the Spider: "Rocks Dolson"
A speeding car full of fur-coat hijackers runs a red light and smashes into a taxi, killing the driver and smashing the cab. Tom Hallaway was riding in that cab, with his bow and arrows. Dizzy and infuriated, the Spider crawls from the wreckage, gets up, and verbally rips into the getaway car's driver, when he suddenly recognizes gangleader Rocks Dolan in the back seat. Dolan barks an order for his thugs to shoot, but the driver speeds away instead. The Spider nocks an arrow, but before he can shoot, his crash injuries catch up to him and he topples onto the street.
Some time later, in the cheap cafe where Rocks and his gang hang out, a pushy stranger ("Bugs") shows up, and annoys Rock by repeatedly trying to introduce himself while Rocks is talking to his gang. This loser wants to join Dolan's gang and be a mobster; Rocks wants no part of him. Leaving the cafe, the wannabe gangster steals a cup of pennies from a blind pencil vendor and runs away. The blind man chases him, out into traffic, and gets a glancing hit from a redlight-running taxi. The Spider arrives on the scene and helps the old man up, and two soldiers drag the would-be gang-joiner back, and tell the Spider what they saw. One short conversation later, the Spider is sure that this punk is several cards short of a full deck, and also has learned where Rocks Dolan hangs out. He stomps into the cafe, starts a fistfight, beats down Dolan and his three thugs, and then waits around for the men in blue and the men in white to show up.
Appearing in Alias the Spider: "Rocks Dolson"
Featured Characters:
- The Spider (Final appearance)
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Antagonists:
- Rocks Dolson
- Lanky
- Sniffer
- 3rd henchman
- Bugs, a gangster wannabee
Other Characters:
- cab driver (Dies)
- pencil vendor
- two soldiers
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Notes
- The Alias the Spider feature ends in this issue.
- Also featured in this issue of Crack Comics were:
- Molly the Model, by Bernard Dibble
- Slap Happy Pappy, by Jack Cole
- Rube Goldberg's Side Show, by Rube Goldberg
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