Some day I'm gonna get shot twice in the head when I'm least expectin' it, an' then they're gonna throw my ass in a ditch. An' you know what? So long as I did right by my buddies an' I never turned into a total dirtbag -- I won't care. 
Hitman #1000000 is an issue of the series Hitman (Volume 1) with a cover date of November, 1998.
Synopsis for "To Hell With the Future"
Tommy is transported to the 853rd century by a group of kids wanting to access his power using future technology. Tommy kills their cat as he tries to make sense of things. A hero named Gunfire shows up to arrest Tommy for killing the cat and he kneecaps the hero. Gunfire manages to blow himself up and several other heroes arrive. Tommy kills them all. Tommy tells the kids to send him back to his time or he'll kill them too, so they send him back.
Two days later, the kids once again try to transport a hero from the distant past. But to their very misfortune, they summoned the demon Etrigan.
Appearing in "To Hell With the Future"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Gootch (Single appearance; dies)
- Gwant (Single appearance; dies)
- Ni-jel (Single appearance; dies)
- Trev-orr (Single appearance; dies)
Antagonists:
- League of Schweinhunds
- Carve-Up
- Black Panzer
Other Characters:
- Etrigan
- Gunfire (Single appearance; dies)
- Overforce
- Scarrior
- Blind Bastard
- Goblin Girl (Mentioned only)
- Rockshaft (Mentioned only)
- Human Inferno (Mentioned only)
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Notes
- This issue is reprinted in the DC One Million Omnibus.
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