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Fixer1138

aka Kyle van Zyl

Discussions Moderator
  • I live in South Africa
  • I was born on December 3
  • I am Male
  • Bio All my blood for the sweetness of her laughter - Jeff Buckley

    Oddly reminiscent of Jack Black. Professional loser. Average looking. Prone to sharing too much. My bank details are as follows.

    My jokes are ironic
    My depression is chronic
    I'm bordeline alcoholic
    So pass me that gin and tonic
    Word

    If you're reading this on either the Marvel or DC wiki then I'm one of your friendly neighbourhood mods. Let me know if you have any questions, comments, or concerns

    I'm the Lobo Force you Bastich. I ate the Phoenix and headbutted the Goblin so hard it exploded

    Savage put downs aplenty

    You can call me
    Fixer
    Lobo
    The Main Man
    Wonder Man
    Oh Captain My Captain
    Loki.
    Fix
    Wilson Fix 😑
    Fixie Dust 😇
    Guy Factson
    And Kyle if you're not into the whole nickname thing

    I'm a Secret Warrior. But shhh don't tell anyone. It's a secret
    Possibly part of the Interrupter's Clan. Long story
    Totally not part of any hypothetical Secret Society of Moderators. Why do you ask?

    I'm the funny one
    I also hate indecision! Or maybe I don't

    Trending Today Marvel Edition archive (not up to date)
    Check out this post @Wikia: http://marvel.wikia.com/d/p/2864662931646187208

    Jack Kirby is The One Above All

    Alan Moore is a God

    Excelsior!
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History

Born with superhuman wit and Tourette's Syndrome, The User Primarily Known as Fixer and his statements should be taken with a pinch of salt.


Powers and Abilities

Powers

Superhuman wit: Fixer is said to be the wittiest being in existence. He has been observed creating puns from only a few random words and entire anecdotes comprised of only humourous shouting.

Superhuman metabolism: Despite poor eating habits and a lack of excercise, Fixer does not gain weight.

Abilities

Fixer has shown great tactical ability when playing Pokémon and Fire Emblem, and has mastered several other useless skills.

Strength level

Fixer possesses the average strength of a man his height, weight and build who does not excercise. Not even moderately.

Weaknesses

Fixer has displayed an inability to take most things serioulsy.


Paraphernalia

Equipment: None
Transportation: I can't drive, thanks for reminding me
Weapons: My hands


Notes

I don't take notes


Trivia

  • No trivia.


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Links and References

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