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Born with superhuman wit and Tourette's Syndrome, The User Primarily Known as Fixer and his statements should be taken with a pinch of salt.
Powers and Abilities
Powers
Superhuman wit: Fixer is said to be the wittiest being in existence. He has been observed creating puns from only a few random words and entire anecdotes comprised of only humourous shouting.
Superhuman metabolism: Despite poor eating habits and a lack of excercise, Fixer does not gain weight.
Abilities
Fixer has shown great tactical ability when playing Pokémon and Fire Emblem, and has mastered several other useless skills.
Strength level
Fixer possesses the average strength of a man his height, weight and build who does not excercise. Not even moderately.
Weaknesses
Fixer has displayed an inability to take most things serioulsy.
Paraphernalia
Equipment: None
Transportation: I can't drive, thanks for reminding me
Weapons: My hands
Notes
I don't take notes
Trivia
- No trivia.
See Also
Links and References
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