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Vertigo Secret Files: Hellblazer is a one-shot with a cover date of August, 2000.
Synopsis for "The Gangster, the Whore and the Magician"
Appearing in "The Gangster, the Whore and the Magician"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Sonja (Single appearance)
Antagonists:
- Frank Bufo (Single appearance)
Other Characters:
- Crazy Baldhead Ron (Single appearance)
Locations
- Vertigo Universe (Unnamed)
Items:
Concepts:
Synopsis for "Profiles"
Appearing in "Profiles"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Astra Logue
- Chas Chandler
- Dani Wright
- Header
- Kit Ryan
- Michelle Hanson
- Newcastle Crew
- Nigel Archer
- Pagan Nation
- Rich Eldridge
- Rick the Vic
- The Swamp Thing
- Timothy Hunter
- The Trenchcoat Brigade
- Doctor Occult
- Rose Psychic (Behind the scenes)
- Mister E
- Phantom Stranger
- Doctor Occult
- Zed
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Abby Holland
- Cedella (Appears only as a corpse)
- Constantine Family
- Cheryl Masters
- Gemma Masters
- Golden Boy
- Harry Constantine
- James Constantine
- Johanna Constantine
- Kon-Sten-Tyn
- Pyotr Konstantin
- Thomas Constantine
- The Archangel Gabriel
- Ivy Mae Eldridge
- Lofty
- Muppet
- Succubi
- Syder Eldridge
- Alec Holland (Mentioned only)
- Alice Constantine (Mentioned only)
- Thomas Constantine's siblings (Mentioned only)
- Dolly Constantine (Mentioned only)
- Thomas Constantine's siblings (Mentioned only)
- Angels (Mentioned only)
- Tali (Mentioned only)
- King Arthur (Mentioned only)
- Baron Winters (Mentioned only)
- Brendan Finn (Mentioned only)
- The Conclave (Mentioned only)
- Damnation Army (Mentioned only)
- Demons (Mentioned only)
- Deadman (Boston Brand) (Mentioned only)
- Doctor Fate (Kent Nelson) (Mentioned only)
- The Endless (Mentioned only)
- Death (Mentioned only)
- Dream/The Sandman (Morpheus) (Mentioned only)
- Fairies (Mentioned only)
- The Leshy (Mentioned only)
- Elliana (Mentioned only)
- The Leshy (Mentioned only)
- Family Man (Samuel Morris) (Mentioned only)
- The Fatal Gift (Mentioned only)
- Ghosts (Mentioned only)
- God (Mentioned only)
- The Great Darkness (Mentioned only)
- Harry (Dolly Constantine's husband) (Mentioned only)
- Harry Cooper (Mentioned only)
- Kit Ryan's father (Unnamed) (Mentioned only)
- The Invunche (Mentioned only)
- Jerry O'Flynn (Mentioned only)
- Linda Holland (Mentioned only)
- Margaret Thatcher (Mentioned only)
- Maggie and Kate (Header's siamese twins daughters) (Mentioned only)
- Magpie of the Dreaming (Mentioned only)
- Mary Ann Constantine (Mentioned only)
- Masonry (Mentioned only)
- Matthew the Raven (Matt Cable) (Mentioned only)
- Maximilien Robespierre (Mentioned only)
- Mento (Steve Dayton) (Mentioned only)
- Merlin/Myrddin (Mentioned only)
- Mucous Membrane (Mentioned only)
- Beano (Mentioned only)
- Norman Cooper (Mentioned only)
- Orpheus (Mentioned only)
- Parliament of Trees (Mentioned only)
- Parliament of Worlds (Mentioned only)
- Father Philip Tolly (Mentioned only)
- Queenie Chandler (Mentioned only)
- Rachel (John Constantine's ex-girlfriend) (Mentioned only)
- Renee Chandler (Mentioned only)
- Resurrection Crusade (Mentioned only)
- Tony Masters (Mentioned only)
- Ribbon Queen (Mentioned only)
- Robbie Brooks (Mentioned only)
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge (Mentioned only)
- Sandra (Gemma Masters's pal) (Mentioned only)
- Sargon the Sorcerer (Mentioned only)
- Shade the Changing Man (Earth-85) (Mentioned only)
- The Spectre (Jim Corrigan) (Mentioned only)
- Vampires (Mentioned only)
- King of the Vampires (Mentioned only)
- Werewolves (Mentioned only)
- William Constantine (Mentioned only)
- Zatanna Zatara (Mentioned only)
- Zatara (Giovanni Zatara) (Mentioned only)
- Zombies (Mentioned only)
- Chas Chandler (Mentioned only)
- Jimi Hendrix (Mentioned only)
- Oliver Cromwell (Mentioned only)
- New Model Army (Mentioned only)
- Sex Pistols (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- Hell
- Vertigo Universe
- Argentina
- England
- London
- Newcastle
- Exmoor (Mentioned only)
- Falklands (Mentioned only)
- Liverpool (Mentioned only)
- Northampton (Mentioned only)
- Porlock (Mentioned only)
- Ravenscar Secure Hospital (Mentioned only)
- Wych Cross (Mentioned only)
- Scotland
- Glasgow (Mentioned only)
- United States of America
- Louisiana
- Massachusetts
- Salem (Mentioned only)
- New York
- New York City
- Empire State Building (Mentioned only)
- New York City
- Washington, D.C.
- Georgetown (Mentioned only)
- Wintersgate Manor (Mentioned only)
- Georgetown (Mentioned only)
- West Virginia (Mentioned only)
- Doglick (Mentioned only)
- Ireland (Mentioned only)
- Belfast (Mentioned only)
- Belfast University (Mentioned only)
- Drogheda (Mentioned only)
- Dublin (Mentioned only)
- Belfast (Mentioned only)
- Jamaica (Mentioned only)
- Trenchtown (Mentioned only)
- Ukraine (Mentioned only)
- Astral Plane (Mentioned only)
- Cyberspace (Mentioned only)
- Faerie (Mentioned only)
- Heaven (Mentioned only)
- Timestream
- End of Time (Mentioned only)
Items:
- Ace of Winchesters (Mentioned only)
- Bio-Restorative Formula (Mentioned only)
- Book of Ending (Mentioned only)
- Dream's Sand Pouch (Mentioned only)
- Eye of the World (Mentioned only)
- Fear Machine (Mentioned only)
- Holy Water (Mentioned only)
- Silk Cut
Vehicles:
- Holy Grail (Mentioned only)
- John Constantine's Locket (Mentioned only)
- Chas Chandler's Taxi
Events:
- Crisis on Infinite Earths (Mentioned only)
- Falklands War (Mentioned only)
- French Revolution (Mentioned only)
- Salem Witch Trials (Mentioned only)
- Second Coming (Mentioned only)
- Siege of Drogheda (Mentioned only)
- The Truce between Light and Darkness (Mentioned only)
- World War I (Mentioned only)
Concepts:
- Exorcism (Mentioned only)
- The Green
- Magic
- Time Travel (Mentioned only)
Synopsis for "The First Time"
Appearing in "The First Time"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Metropolitan Police
- Henry (Single appearance)
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
- Mary Ann Constantine (Deceased) (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- Vertigo Universe (Unnamed)
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "Constantine's London"
Appearing in "Constantine's London"
Featured Characters:
- John Constantine (Narrator)
Supporting Characters:
- Chas Chandler (Mentioned only)
- Dream (Morpheus) (Mentioned only)
- Kit Ryan (Mentioned only)
- Michelle Hanson (Mentioned only)
- Newcastle Crew (Mentioned only)
- Gary Lester (Mentioned only)
- Nigel Archer (Mentioned only)
- Rich Eldridge (Mentioned only)
- Zed (Mentioned only)
Antagonists:
- Brujeria (Mentioned only)
- Demons (Mentioned only)
- Havoc (Mentioned only)
- Mnemoth (Mentioned only)
- Nergal (Mentioned only)
- Satanic Triumvirate (Mentioned only)
- Satan the First of the Fallen (Mentioned only)
- Family Man (Samuel Morris) (Mentioned only)
- Vampires (Mentioned only)
- King of the Vampires (Mentioned only)
Other Characters:
- Damnation Army (Mentioned only)
- Desmond Ridley (Mentioned only)
- Queen Elizabeth I (Mentioned only)
- Dr. John Dee (Mentioned only)
- The Fatal Gift (Mentioned only)
- Freddie Collins (Mentioned only)
- George Ridley (Mentioned only)
- Ghosts (Mentioned only)
- Harry Cooper (Mentioned only)
- Isabel Bracknell (Mentioned only)
- Jack the Ripper (Mentioned only)
- Joshua Wright (Mentioned only)
- Laura Collins (Mentioned only)
- Mrs. McGuire (Mentioned only)
- Mighty Mouse (Mentioned only)
- Mucous Membrane (Mentioned only)
- Peter Marston (Mentioned only)
- Ray Monde (Mentioned only)
- Resurrection Crusade (Mentioned only)
- Mrs. Ridley (Unnamed) (Mentioned only)
- Ronnie Cooper (Mentioned only)
- Thomas Constantine (Mentioned only)
Locations:
- Vertigo Universe (Unnamed)
- England
- London
- Brixton
- Camden
- Hampstead Heath
- Electric Banana (Mentioned only)
- Serendipity (Mentioned only)
- Hampstead Heath
- Hackney
- Peckham
- Portobello
- Tower Hamlets
- Westminster
- Big Ben
- Buckingham Palace
- Paddington
- Houses of Parliament
- Hyde Park
- Ravenscar Secure Hospital (Mentioned only)
- Wych Cross (Mentioned only)
- Australia (Mentioned only)
- England
Items:
Concepts:
- Magic (Mentioned only)
Notes
- "The Gangster, the Whore and the Magician" is a text story with illustrations.
- "The First Time" appears to be set in London, even though Constantine still lived in Liverpool at that age.
- The two stories by Michael Bonner describe the main characters from Hellblazer (Volume 1) and shows a timeline of John's life.
- A second edition of this Secret Files was published in 2005. The only difference was the timeline, which was now updated to include the events of 2000–2005.
See Also
Links and References
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